In a stunning admission of incompetence, Iranian officials have unveiled their latest excuse for losing the 12-day war with Israel: *Jewish sorcery*. That’s right. Forget superior intelligence, cutting-edge technology, or elite military training. According to Tehran, Israel’s secret weapon was *genies*. Abdollah Ganji, a regime propagandist, insisted that a "strange phenomenon" (presumably Moses-level miracles) thwarted Iran’s mighty arsenal. Apparently, their missiles were hexed by mystical forces—because nothing says "credible military analysis" like blaming *jinn* for your failures. Meanwhile, here in reality: - An Israeli F-15, moments from a forced landing in Tehran due to a fuel malfunction, was saved by an emergency mid-air refueling—no magic, just precision. - Iran’s own president, Masoud Pezeshkian, was wounded in an Israeli strike on a high-security regime meeting—proving Israel can hit them *anywhere*. Wh...