In a stunning admission of incompetence, Iranian officials have unveiled their latest excuse for losing the 12-day war with Israel: *Jewish sorcery*.
That’s right. Forget superior intelligence, cutting-edge technology, or elite military training. According to Tehran, Israel’s secret weapon was *genies*.
Abdollah Ganji, a regime propagandist, insisted that a "strange phenomenon" (presumably Moses-level miracles) thwarted Iran’s mighty arsenal. Apparently, their missiles were hexed by mystical forces—because nothing says "credible military analysis" like blaming *jinn* for your failures.
Meanwhile, here in reality:
- An Israeli F-15, moments from a forced landing in Tehran due to a fuel malfunction, was saved by an emergency mid-air refueling—no magic, just precision.
- Iran’s own president, Masoud Pezeshkian, was wounded in an Israeli strike on a high-security regime meeting—proving Israel can hit them *anywhere*.
While Israel delivered strategic blows, Iran’s response was… an AI-generated meme of nuclear Armageddon. Because nothing says "we’re a rational global player" like *fantasizing about genocide*.
So, let’s recap:
🔹 Iran’s military: Outplayed.
🔹 Iran’s leadership: Literally bleeding.
🔹 Iran’s excuses: *"The Jews used spells!"*
Netanyahu was right—this is a regime that would *use* a nuke, not just deter with one. And if they’re this desperate now, just wait until Israel (and reality) finishes the job.
**Stand with the winners. Stand with Israel.**
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